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h34vybottom:

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If a woman in a business suit and business shoes walks into the store, he has the right to kick her out. If a man in a suit and shoes enters a women’s bathroom, the law says, he has the right to fight for his life if he must.

laughing my ass off at this one frank

What if, instead of wearing suits, they had suits made out of their own guts, like this lobster? Wouldn’t that be a win-win?

THE LINK LEADS TO LOBSTER SPAGHETTI

My dad just bought a pair of shoes for me for Father’s Day that look like the lobster’s shoes.

Aww that’s cute! I hope you enjoy your new shoes, Francis :)

:)

I tried to get them at a Goodwill but they were sold out online, so I got them used.

(They’re black, but if you’re wondering, they look like a very particular sort of black, and aren’t black at all except in shadow. A lot of things are the same sort of black.)

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